What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 06:23
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
What caused North Korea to go poor when at first it was rich?
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
Me : Because it's month of August.
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
Why do men cheat on their wives with someone extremely unattractive?
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
Is there anything wrong with me because I'm still single?
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
What made you stop being an addict?
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
Me : Thank you.
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
What are some ways to improve speed in sprinting, running uphill, and long/middle distance running?
He : Tea ?
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
He : So, are you seeing someone?
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
Why do I feel so lazy every time I get into my room?
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
Me : I don't drink coffee also
What are the popular niches to talk about as a content creator on the social media platform?
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
Me : I don't drink
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
Me : Sure.
He : I'm 24.
Me : No
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
Why is the band Nickelback unliked so much?
He : Then let's have some coffee
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
Have you made a female relative or friend squirt?
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!